Little Known Fact #20

"Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire" (arch-duke-maxyenko) 10/20/2013 at 21:38 • Filed to: Little Known Facts

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Lexus includes a box of Ambien with every RX purchase.

wacopalypsenow > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 10/20/2013 at 21:39

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I thought the RX was the Ambien ?

Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire > wacopalypsenow 10/20/2013 at 21:41

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For when they're not driving it.

wacopalypsenow > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 10/20/2013 at 21:43

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Ahhh...so its like Methadone for the RX driver. I see. Beige withdrawals can be a bitch.

Manuél Ferrari > wacopalypsenow 10/20/2013 at 21:53

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Lexus also provides a counterfeit man card with each RX. That way guys who are borrowing their wife's car or who DD the RX (can you imagine...) can pull out the man card when given crap by friends, police, or clergy.

MtrRider Just Wants Doritos > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 10/20/2013 at 21:55

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This isn't a little known fact. It's the only way to explain how every RX driver is asleep at the wheel.

ADabOfOppo; Gone Plaid (Instructables Can Be Confusable) > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 10/20/2013 at 21:55

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Lol.

I work for a Lexus dealer. There are days when I do have to wonder about the people who buy those.

Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire > MtrRider Just Wants Doritos 10/20/2013 at 21:58

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The car does that, the Ambien is for when there not behind the wheel.

MtrRider Just Wants Doritos > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 10/20/2013 at 22:01

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So it's like a Lexus owners driving simulator?

wacopalypsenow > Manuél Ferrari 10/20/2013 at 22:04

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"clergy"...My favorite part

Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire > MtrRider Just Wants Doritos 10/20/2013 at 22:05

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Yes

Manuél Ferrari > wacopalypsenow 10/20/2013 at 22:06

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Lack of sleep and bad car day from hell made me loopy, which made that last part come out of nowhere